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Friday, April 15, 2011

Vadivel Dialogues

Vadi: Idhukku melayum en mela kaiya vechaaaa..

Man: Ena da panuva??

Vadi: Kola casela ulla poiduva da.. Ivalavu adiyayum vangitu usuroda nikkuranaeynu nenachu peruma padu da natharip payalae, Chi, chinna payalaeee.


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Vadi: ada natharipayale.....
ivalavu neram kalavani paya sagavasama vachurunthom...


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Unaku epo udambu vali nu vachuka ? Nera coimbatore poidu ? Anga evan kitayavathu vambu ezhu ? Avanunga adikrathu ellame massage panra mathiriye irukum. Udambu vali sariya poiduthu da. Epdilaam samalika vendiyatha iruku ?


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Vadi: Ippa Time enna??
Sundar C: Mani Moonu(3).
Vadi : Moonundrathu(3) enudaya lunchh ty-em(time). Annathula Kai vaipane thavira vera yaar kannathulayum kai veikka maten!!!


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"BE CAREFUL"
na enna sonnaen...

ths s SANGI MANGI style...:P


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Man:En kitta vanguna 3'000 ruba panam enge da?

Vadi:Tharuvom'nge..neenge enne keata odanea va kudithinge..

30-40 thadava alaya vittu thane kudutinge...?adhe mathiri 40-50 thadava alanji vandhu vaangike..

Man:0naku suudu soranai edhume illaya?

Vadi:yaaruku?enaka?athellam poyi pala varusham aaciya..aasaiye paaru!

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Naalaiku Court'kku Vareengala??

Mumtaz: Yean, Veetuku Koopida maateengala?

Vadi: Veetla, Baby irupalae..

Mumtaz: Yaaru Adhu Baby..

Vadi : Baby aaa?? Ava Kita Thaan Purushana Waaaaark Panren..



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Eppadi Poitruku??????

Idhu varaikum nalla thaan poikitu iruku :P nee ketutala..ennaga pogudho :D

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engal annan... karumai nira kannan.... pechile mannan.. sindhanai sithu.... cyanidu kuppi!!! puratchaara beerangi..... oru vaaram aanalum edhrigalai neukku neraaga sandhikka koodiya por gunam konda pore wall!!!!!!

vattacheyalaalar vandumurugan!!!!!!!


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indha kutravaali koondile nindrukondirukkiraare.... ivar yaar theriyuma?????
pirabala cheating chambion.....KURANGU KUPPAN!!!!!

yov... nee pesum bodhu ennaikuavadhu naa kurukka pesirkena..?? oru flow'a poitu irukum bodhu ipdi kurukka stop pandriye..??

whem aim speaking no crass speaking!! shaddup you and sitt dowun please!!!

mr.vandu murugan,court'le ipidilam adikadi katte kudathu..

kadupu yeathura my lord


Down please. Intha mari kandraviyana mandayai engavathu kandathu unda your honour. Ammi kalai kotha theriyathavan kothiyathu pol ulathu en katchikararin kabalam.

sorry your honor..! thaangaluku theriyadha sattam ondrum illai,adhil endha sattam sirandha sattamo adhai thaangale therdheduthu indha kutravaaliku thakka dhandanai valagumaaru kettu kolrgiren ur honor....

ahave indha kurangu kuppanuku neengale edhavadhu nalla sattamaha thandanai kudunga

Inaiku ena romba jam agutthu.



Jaameen a vanga yean da meen market ku poneenga.. "Yenna Anne, puriyama pesureenga".. Meen aa poyi meen market la vaangama, enga vaanguvaanga..??

Vadi : Aaamanda.. Meenukkum, Jaameenukkum Vithyasam theriyadha ungala yen assistant aa vechen paaru.. Adha Nenaichi Naan Rembbbbbbaaaa Peruma Padaren da..

Kadalaye illayam.... ! ;

kurukala iruka kambi'ya maraduteneeee



'Vandu' Murugan: Hello! Na "vatta" cheyalalar 'Vandu' Murugan pesren. yaar pesrathu.??
MAN: Na "Sathura" cheyalalar 'sandhu' murugan pesren.. 'Vandu' Murugan: shhh!! Helo, arasiyalla "vatta" cheyalalar padhavi-thanga iruku. "sathura"-cheyalalar padhavila kedayadhu.



Man : yen.? vattathuku oru cheyalalar irukum pothu sathurathuku oru cheyalalar irukka kudatha.?

seri...naan matter ku varaen...(vaa)yaen area la vilakku yaeriyala(man ennaiya eduthu oothuda monkey...)
yenna pechu paesurae neeye...yaen kayla nee ippo sikkunae...
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Ennaya vechi comedy kemadi panalaye...



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Rajni: Indhar aranmanae voda history theriyuma?
Vadivelu: STD na?? varalaru thaane...
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"ethu pannalum PLAN panni panna num"

dis s dragon monkey style!!!!


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Hey veerabagu.. dey veerabaguu..

VADIVEL: adadadada yaara avan. bekkeriya develop panathum panunom bunnu venum venna venum nu usura vaanguraangaya??... ennaya venum?? 

MAN: hey unkita oru mukkiyamana matter pesanum? 

VADIVEL: enna matteru?

 MAN: hey un akkava iyyer kuda anupitu than nee bakerya-akki irukiyame? apdiya??


VADIVEL: aahaa.. nightu poora namma kuda thane irundhan. apram epdi ithu leak achu??

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Collector: Neenga than Veerabaaguva?

Vadivel: Aama Sir, En peru epadi ungaluku theriyum. Collector: Neethu collector meetingla ungala pathi thane discuss panom.

Vadivel: Apadi ena sir discuss paniga.


Collector: Unga akka va vachi oru Bakeryaa vanganingalame.. Good Business trick.. Vadivel: Ada pavingala.. Collector meetingla pesa vendiya matteraada ithu??

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Moochu thenara thenara adichanunga.. Sari adichitu pongadanu vittuten...

Enathu vittutengala ean thirupi adikala..?


Illa.. Adikum bothu adhula oruthavan sonan Yevlo adichalum thanguran ivan ROMBA NALLAVANnu sollitan ma...

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Yean da, Yen Akka va Vechurkiya nu avan kita poyi keaten?
Avan Sjimple aa sonna.
Aama, Unga Akka Va naan Vechirken. Yean Bakery aa veyna nee vechiko.
Arjun : Grrrrrrrrrrrr..Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

antha dealing enaku romba pidichirunthuchu


Vadvl-> innum ori mukiyamana vishayam...
Arjn-> un akka vae innu oruthaen vechirunthaana???

yappa intha visayam kadugalavu velia sinthinalum un mothalaliya nee usuroda pakka mudiyathupa
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Vadivel : - Nanbargale naan irukkum DMK katchiyil podhiya paadhukaapu illadha kaaranathinaal......"annan Cayptaen Vijaykanth" irukkum irumbhu kottaiyagiya DMDK ku maarugiren. Idhanal ennai kozhai enro...pachondhi enro....yaarum enna solla vendaam. Irukindra idathileye..irukkindra katchiya vittu thaavum dhayiriyamum, thannambikkayum....Indiya vileye en oruvanukku thaan irukkiradhu.... :P :P



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naaangaa povom illa ingayae malllaaaaaakaaaaa padupom unaku enna.... po ya velaya paathutu....

Laden kita pesuriya???? Bin Laden !!!

Machan Sachuputa Machan...


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yeaayyy yeayy MISTER!!! :p

Oru Uyar Adhigaar'aa edhur la paathu, "Shyoloot" pannanum nu therila unnaku..
shut up yuvar bleddy maouth and go and take a cup of tea ........ ovvoru pechukkum edhir pechu.... !!



Ethuku, nan resign panitu pona en eetu ayiya velaku nee varalamnu pakuraya? Itha takaltilam namba kita venam. Do what I say.

Oru Adhigariyache Paavam Oru Vanakkatha vachitu povomnu Illama.. Ovvoru pechukkum edhir pechu..!!!!

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Indha Alagoor la adivaarthula vechi oru pathu peru serndhu gummi eduthingale, andha group thana?? Illa Yetaiya... Haaaa..Indha Kunnakoodi'la Kuppathotti la vechi kodhari edutheengale andha groupaaa?? Ada adhu illa yetaiya..Ennada idhuvum Ilaingindra. Yendha Krrrrop aa irukum?? "DEY, INDHA MOOTHRA SANDHUKULLLA VECHI ORU PADHINORU PERU SERNDHU ADICHEENGALE ANDHA GROUP THANE NEE"..



de, ungalta adi vangunap ram yar ta adi vangunalum ,atha thanga kudiya sakthi vanthuru chu pa.

anna vachu famous ananane shegaru, avan visu vasa karan da. Kalla vilunthu asir vatham vangi tu othiki 1 vedu vangi kuduthir kan. Ne atha sontha vida akiru. Ena !?

Oru edathula adi vangirtha theriyum ..... oraayiram edathula adi vaangirkom....

Namma panparag ravi irukaanla...avan kittayum apdiyae pechuvakla maamul kaetan...rendu ruba than da kaetan...avan enna kovathla irunthan theriyala...kaari apdiyae en mungila thupitan...NAAN APDIYAE SHOCK AAITAN...


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Yetu, Indha Avamaanam Unaku Thevaya?

oru pichakaran ewalo alaga catch pannuran neeyum irukiyae police trainingla enna than panniyo



namma oru mel adhigaaringra dhala silent ayitaan :D

valarura paiyanacenu verum kuskava saptutu chicken piece elam unaku kuduthene athuku thara mariyathi ithu thaana...


Yele, orange trouseru.. Ayya kooptaru vaa. Endha ayya..?
Avasarama Padathuku Poitu Irukom, Ippo Vandhu Ayya Koopidraaru, Goyya Koopiraaru nu.. Vaadi Chellam, Yaara irundha yenna, Poyi paapom.

vada venum na kadai la vangi saapdu..atha vittutu adhuthavan vaai la erukuratha pudingi sapda kudathu.. :)

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nisha va nenachutu!!!!!.................... usha kuda vaala mudiyadhu..................... MURDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....!!!!



boys la ena jackson jackson nu kupuduvanga
gals la ena jackie jackie nu kupuduvanga enga ne kupudu


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Man: Vanakkam Manna!!! Na ungalai patri pugazhnthu paadi Parisu petru sella vanthullen. Nan paadalaama?? 


PULIKKESI: Paadum! Paaditholayum.

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vadi:vandhuduviya?? vada vaada vandhu paar...
there...
vadi:ippo mani enna??
him: neeye sollu


vadi:ippo mani moonu...oru nimisham munnadi vandhurndha naa ennaya naane kattupadutha mudiyadhu..just miss aiyta..

him:ippo adi...

vadi:aeeiiyyy, madhiyo moonu naa en lunch time da...vaada vaada en theru ku vaada vaada neeyu..anga mattum vandha, naa romba oograma irupen...!!

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Nee Load Eythurdharaku naan thaan kedachena? Yen, da Naaye.Oru Singatha anyaayama Asingapaduthutiye da.. Poyum Poyi Oru Pombala Kayala Adi Vaangi Vechiteye.. "NALLA VELA YAARUME PAAKALA, SOONAA PAANAA ADI LESA THAAN VIZHUNDHURKU, EPOVUM POLAVE REGULAR'A POIYTE IRU.. UNNA YAARUM ASAIKA MUDIYADHA".. HHHAA AHHHaa




vidura vidura suna pana.. yaarum paakala
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thambi tea innum varala.............alu yaru nu mattum sollu avana nasuku nasuku nu nasuki thuki poturen......ayo vada poche.........:P



Inime oruthan inga irukakoodhadhu . . OUT !!
Be carePul !!
(Enna chonnen !! Hmmmmm !! )
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Hello Dubai yaa???

begrinna illa sarja illa abidabiya?????????????

dubai, dubai main road, vivekanadha theru,dubai bustand , dubai



Kekran mekran companyla thanae neenga vela parkuringa....!!!
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Sing in the rain am sung inth rain ssssssuuuuuuunnnnnggggg lolz

Singggg in the rainnnn, i'm swayyynnnn in the rain....



brother mark irukaara.. hey mark how are you..........?

cool down cool down coool down

afterall 20 crores loss ma! athuku poi china kuzhandha mari azhudukitu! Like a child! money comes today goes tomorrow ya;

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Pengal Moonru vagai padum .. JILL JANG JAK...
Summa sridevi mari irukara ponnunga JILL
konjam sumara irukarthu JANG
suthama therathathu JAK............

Pengalin pernama valarchi padi moonru vagayaga pirikalam... BIPPA BIFFA BIMPLAK
ithulayum last part onu iruku BACHAK...

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Paaar'aa

inda moonjiya ellam paathuttu irukka mudiyaathu

marupadiyum paaarraa

oyamalam intha munja paka mudiyathu!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh................sabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhha mudiyala.........
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Eppadi Poitruku??????

nikkama poikitrukku!!! :p

starting la nalatha iruku..aana pinisinggg sari ilapa

Idhu varaikum nalla thaan poikitu iruku :P nee ketutala..ennaga pogudho :D

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aiyooo paaaavam .... avirea conpuse aayitaar u..!! :) :)

Paavam, Avare Kanfuuuusee aaitaaru.



ida sonadu arabham linconna ella abdul kalama...???????????????????????

kannadhasa??? yesudhasaa??? ....

Barathiyar ah ? Bharathiraja va ?

ide thaan anda tailor um sonnaru

nalla kelunga ma! periya periya LKG la padichi enna prayojanam??! ipdiya ayyen(iron) box ah vechi sudardhu??!! XD LOLZZZ!! :D

Oadu Uddainja Maathikalam,aana Manasu Udainja Maathika Mudiyadhu nu Kamraj ye sollirkaaru..'Dey !!!' Kamraj'aa SurliRaaj'aa.. Paavam, Avare Kanpyuuuuuus Aiataaru..

Vad: Yean pa, Yaaro Parvathi Nambiar Phone panraanga?
Vijay - Dey, adhu parvathi nambiar illa da.. "Private Number" da muttal..
Vadivelu : Private Number ' aa?? Naa Orey "Conpyuuus" aaiten.

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Thambi..ponga thambi..ooru kulla poyi keatu paarunge...naange adi vaangadha area've kidayadhu...evlo adi vaangunaalum sathame vaaradhu,oodunathum kidayadhu...neenge enamo rendu adi adici putte piiithure!

annan nethu adikka varennu sonneenga varave illa



Ungala ellam paartha ennaku paavama eruku!

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Ah Ah.. Arambathilarndhe wrong wrong aa poitrika... Ranam Ranamaa Aayidum..!!!

yaarukkku...?? Yaarukoooe :P

What Non-Sense You Are Talking About Me...??? Oru Gentleman Pathu Kekhere Kelvi Ah Ithu...??? HairStyle Le Pathale Theriyavena...
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Na Sivane nu thaan da poiturundha.. Gouruvon Gow ruvon nu ippadi solli yenna naar adichitiye da.. Adey, Nee Endha Oorla illa Jilla la irundhalum yen kayila thaa da matuva dey.. Appo Paathukura da unna..
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em mahan

Ithu KUDUMBAM,.,!! Ithuvom KUDUMBAM!!!!!

keipulla innum enda mulichitu iruka thoooongruuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

aaniye pudunga vendam!!
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ethumela ya alagu venum!! seri sstra alagu ethuna antha divya kutti enaku thana!!!
sundar.c: thalli po!!epo than theriyuthu ava en mayakam potu vilundhanu!! pal velakuliya!
va: marandhuten
sun:kalaiyila
vad:sumar oru 6 varushama
sun:6 varusuma pal velakulana animals kooda pakathula varathu!!
vad: enimey moonu vela kulikuren, aaru vela pal vilakuren!! neat ah iruken!! annanuku love mood start achu!!!:):):):):):

andang kaka kuyil mela asap padalam, mayel mela asap padalama.

Divya manasa touch pannura yathuva irunthalum annan kaaranga neenga vaangi kodunga..
Ava Udamba touch pannura yathuva irunthalum maamam kaaran naan vaangi kodukuran..
Enna da kannu...!!!!!

settu sengalpaatu north orkadu south orkadu fms varaikum, aruva kambi touch panni panni tired aaiduchu....

Vadivelu: naa indha area lae rowdy nu parm aayittu ya ippo nee enna kooti polaena evanum enna madhika maataan ya...:) eh naa jailukku poraen, jailukku poraen, jailukku poraen.... naanum periya rowdy dhaan.....

Prakash raj: yaar raa ivan???
Na...ataamai: eh yaarnae theriyalae avane vandhu eritaan...
Prakash raj: komaali ya irukaan anupchi udunga....
Vadivelu: ahlo naa saadhaarna rovdy illa migaperiya rovdy nu kaatrathukaaga dhaan wanted ah vandhu vandila erunaen....
Prakash raj: adinga idhenna town bus nu nenachiya aal aalukku erittu varathukku ???....
Vadivelu => :)...

ungalaiellam patha enakku pavama erukku....

Enna vecchi comedy kimedy onnum pannalaiye?


apo trisha voda valka....??????????
divya kidaikalana...???
unna kolla vendi irukum

Vadivel: Intha nai engitta varathukku munnadi, Yellarum enna "yei sekar, dai sekar" nu kuppitan.. Intha nai yeppo vanthutho appa thann yellorum "Nai sekar Nai Sekar" nu bayanthu kupida aaramichaan..
Mayil samy : Ithellam oru perumaiya boss..

Elavu kaatha kili... Elavu kaatha kili nu... oru kili irunthuchaaaam.. Hmm

divya nee yaarayo ninaichi vaazha vettiya irukka pora.. naa unnaye ninaichi vettiya vaazhama irukka poren :P :P
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